"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"
"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"
"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"
This speaks to me in so many ways
BUT SHE KEEP SUCKIN
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
I watch porn for the storyline
I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes.
You will fall in love with someone who’s cold and always seemingly pushing you away. When all is said and done, they will be forever known as the one person you couldn’t get to love you. Unfortunately, it will hurt and sting worse than the good ones, the ones that chopped up your meat for you and picked out an eyelash from your eye and were nice to your mother, because love often feels like a game we need to win.
i love the fast and the furious.