i can see 6 years into the future, i must have 2020 vision or something…
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
"what are you doing"
"nothing i just took a shower"
"aw :( with out me? haha lol"
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
3 year old death grip!